Goat Simulator allows you to pilot your own spaceship... as a goat!

[Update]: It took a while, but Goat Simulator 3 has now landed onto PC and consoles with a bigger, bolder and even stupider world to mess around in.

Goat Simulator has never been a game that took itself very seriously, so you can imagine how bizarre the upcoming Waste of Space expansion is going to be given that the trailer makes the base game look completely reasonable by comparison.

There's references to Mass Effect, No Man's Sky, Star Wars, Star Trek, Alien(s), Portal, Kickstarter, and all of it is narrated by someone who only recently heard of Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm sure there's a whole bunch of other references that flew past my head, so take a look at the trailer and see how well you do:


According to what little info is available so far you will be able to Crowdfund a space colony, shoot up dudes in your very own spaceship, learn to be a real bridge commander like Spock from Star Wars, explore an entire universe littered with planets in a space ship that can only reach one, and mostly just mess around because you're an omnipotent goat-god after all.

The press release also had one more... intriguing statement, an assurance that "No crew member will be left unromanced ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Goat Simulator: Waste of Space will be available for PC, iOS, and Android tomorrow, May 26th, with the console versions potentially coming in the future. The price tag is currently unknown, but the previous expansions cost €5, so expect to see something along those lines.