Totally Accurate Battle Simulator screenshot of mammoths getting bonked in the head

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is one of those games I judged completely wrong. When I first saw its goofy animations and extremely simplistic visuals, I immediately wrote it off as yet another in a long line of terrible, terrible simulator games that constantly infest the Steam storefront.

Luckily for me, I did eventually give it a try, at which point I realized that it's a genuinely fun game to mess around with and one with a pretty darn active development team behind it. TABS might look downright goofy, but it features a ton of different characters and unique interactions, and smashing wildly different things together is always an entertaining time! After all, how often do you get to pelt the grim reaper with cannon balls while raptors nibble on his shins?

If that sort of nonsense sounds like something you would love to toy around with, you might be interested to hear that Landfall Games have now announced that TABS is coming to Game Pass and Xbox One this December 20th! That said, if you're planning to grab it on the Xbox One, you might want to wait for some reviews first as TABS makes even my gaming PC beg for mercy during some of the bigger battles. How exactly a console is going to handle all of that without severe FPS drops, I honestly have no idea, but I'm pretty sure it involves some sort of witchcraft.

And with that word of warning now out of the way, I'll leave you with the recently posted trailer. It's fairly short, but I think it should still give you a pretty good impression of just what TABS really is. Enjoy!